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I saw a calf eating a burger.

It must've been a cow-nibal

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1. It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

2. It’s not a big surprise that the latest Tesla product has problems.

It turns out that “cyber truck” is South African for “Ford Pinto”.

3. A priest, a nun, and a rabbi were walking down the street. The priest and the nun walked into a bar.

The rabbi ducked.

4. a Colorado Rockies player walks into a bar

of coors he ordered a coors edit bonus joke: why did the man get pulled over? coors he was drunk

5. Invested 0.5 Million in the business 3 months ago and got a return of 3 Million today

Anything is possible if you are lying

6. Why are dictators such good electricians

Because they are in charge

7. Swiss Cheese was recently declared the official cheese of the Catholic Church.

It’s the holiest of cheeses.

8. I Looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk. Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do?

So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine

9. A man asked his wife if she would get remarried.

“If I died tomorrow, would you get remarried?” he asked “Well, I am still young and I don’t want to live alone, so I probably would.” she replied softly “Would you stay in this house?” he asked “I guess I would, since it’s nice and I really like it!” she replied. “Would you let him drive my truck?” he asked “It’s useful where we live and I get a kick out of driving it myself,” she replied with a laugh “But would you let him use my golf clubs” he asked “No, he’s left handed”

10. Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train

At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman: "Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?" The woman answers: "I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?" The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies: "Yeah of course!" And so the woman says: "Good. Then fucking get it yourself you lazy ass."

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